Have you seen the Jacamo Joke Exchange yet? If not, what are you waiting for? There’s loads of funny jokes in there submitted by our customers – great for a bit of Friday night pub banter.
Send us your best joke and we’ll send you one back every week for a year too 
Plus, every Friday the Jacamo team choose the Joke of the Week which gets featured on our Facebook page for all our fans to see.
We’ve been having a laugh at some of the jokes and have pulled together our top 10 favourites so far:
Did you hear about Jonathan Ross being arrested for stealing kitchen utensils? He said it was a whisk worth taking. – Submitted by Carl Roman.
Did you hear about the drugstore being robbed? Somebody stole 100 bottles of Viagra. The suspect is believed to be a hardened criminal! - Submitted by Rob Simpson.
Went speed dating in a seafood restaurant the other day. Pulled a mussel. - Submitted by Daniel Wilson.
Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m addicted to Twitter! Doctor: Sorry, I don’t follow you. – Submitted by Joe Stevens.
If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over and say “7 up is Lemonade” – Submitted by Mark Derriman.
A bride on her wedding night says to her husband: “I must confess darling, I was a hooker!” He says: “That’s alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it.” She replies: “Well, my name was Nigel and I played for Wigan!” - Submitted by Simon Ross.
The past, present and future walk in to a bar…it was tense. – Submitted by Syril Junior.
Bloke in the pub sold me a pirate GPS. It tells you exactly where you arr. - Submitted by Darryl Windebank.
So I said to my friend: “I’m not working at the helium factory anymore, I’m not used to being spoken to in that tone of voice.” - Submitted by Andy Brown.
I’d say 6:30 is the best time on a clock…hands down. – Submitted by Mal Peters.
